1.                  On average a four year old child asks how many questions a day?

437 (50 either way)

2.                  Who/Where Am I: He was born in 1943 in England and went on to study at the London School of Economics.  In the 60’s 11 boys got suspended from school for copying his haircut, although this person was sentenced to three months in prison.  His film credits include playing a bounty hunter in “Freejack”?

MICK JAGGER

3.                  In time terms, a jiffy is defined as: A. 1 second  B. 1 1hundredth of a second   C. As soon a humanly possible?

B. 1 1hundredth of a second

4.                  What lives in a holt?

AN OTTER

5.                  Decade of Pop: In which decade did Barbara Striesand have her first UK hit?

60’s (1966 reached number 14)

6.                  How many continents start with the letter A?

4 ( Africa , Asia , Australasia and Antarctica )

7.                  Spell, as in the breed of dog, CHIHUAHUA ?

CHIHUAHUA

8.                  A few years ago, the government had a YOP scheme, to lower un-employment.  What did Y O P stand for?

YOUTH OPPORTUNITY PROGRAMME

9.                  Household: Who have a fragrance for men called ‘Dark Blue’?

HUGO BOSS

10.              Which unit of area is equal to 2.471 acres?

A HECTARE

11.              Which 80’s group had hits with ‘Mirror, Mirror’, ‘Oh L’amour’ and ‘Shooting Star’?

DOLLAR

12.              Girlie: Which deodorant gives you maximum dryness with added skin care?

DOVE

13.              What is the capital of Hong Kong ?

VICTORIA

14.              David Coulthard has won two British Grand Pirx at Silverstone in succession, who was the British last driver to do so?

NIGEL MANSELL

15.              What is the longest-running animated series on British TV ?

THE SIMPSONS

16.              Which is more northerly. The Mendip Hills, The New Forest or The Vale Of The White Horse?

THE VALE OF THE WHITE HORSE

17.              The top four most intelligent breed of dog are, Golden Retriever, German Shepard, Poodle and which other (being the most intelligent)?

BORDER COLLIE (sheep dog!)

18.              Highway Code (or the lets take the piss out of Smurf question): If parking facing down-hill you should: Park close to the kerb, apply the hand brake, select reverse gear and what else?

TURN YOUR WHEELS INTO THE KERB

19.              Which country in 1996 produced four hundred and ninety four point six tonnes of gold?

SOUTH AFRICA

20.              True or False: The most common school colours are White and Blue?

TRUE

 

21.              True or False: Blonde hair grows one third quicker than dark hair?

FALSE

22.              Who/Where Am I: She was born in Italy in 1820 & her parents named her after the city where she was born?

FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE

23.              Name Asia ’s highest mountain?

EVEREST

24.              Accurately speaking what is Big Ben ?

THE HOUR BELL IN THE CLOCK TOWER (OF THE HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT)

25.              Decade of Pop: In which decade did David Bowie have his first UK hit?

1960’s  (space oddity 69)

26.              What is the capital of Austria ?

VIENNA

27.              If you were born on the 6th of May what star sign would you be?

TAURUS

28.              Which is the most northerly A-Chile   B-South Africa  C-Papua New Guinea ?

C PAPUA NEW GUINE

29.              Household: A 750 watt microwave oven is what letter heating category ?

D

30.              What is an American tramp called?

A HOBO

31.              Which A road goes past Stonehenge ?

A 303

32.              Girlie: From what animal and which part do you get tripe?

COW & STOMACH

33.              Name Bill Haley’s backing group?

THE COMETS

34.              Generally what is Amsterdam ’s best known football club  ?

AJAX   (AYACS)

35.              Lyric: Athletes rejected, governors corrected, gangsters, thugs & smugglers  are thoroughly respected ?

GRANDMASTER FLASH & MELLE MEL WHITE LINES (DON’T DO IT)

36.              What ended in London at Pie corner by blowing up houses?

THE GREAT FIRE OF LONDON

37.             

38.              Highway Code: How much is the High Way Code book?

£1.49

39.              Spell as in white western : Caucasian ?

CAUCASIAN

40.              True or False: The longest hair on a living human was 13 foot 10 inches long?

TRUE (it belonged to Yogini Mata Jagdamba of India )

41.              True or False: The richest country in the world per capita is Liechtenstein ?

TRUE

42.              Who/Where Am I: Born in California in 1947,film credits include killer & no place to hide, played for the Trojans & Buffalo Bills & was a sports commentator ?

O.J. SIMPSON

43.              Who is lord of the rings ?

SAURON (THE GREAT)

44.              As in where the top three winning cars in an F1 race park at the end of a race , how do you spell PARC FERME?

PARC FERME

45.              Decade of Pop: In which decade did Stevie Wonder have his first UK hit?

60’s (UPTIGHT 66 No 14 IN THE CHARTS FOR 10 WEEKS)

46.               What is the capital of Panama ?

PANAMA CITY

47.              The sixth commandment is “thou shalt not” what?

KILL

48.              The three main ingredients of bourbon whisky are maize, malt & what?

RYE

49.              Household : What was toy of the year 1967, it was not a doll, but it had wheels?

SPIROGRAPH

50.              In Scotland which is more Northerly, The Southern Uplands or The Grampian High Lands 

GRAMPIAN HIGH LANDS

51.              Maria Nayler had a 1996 hit with who ?

ROBERT MILES (ONE ON ONE)

52.              Girlie: Which makeup company use the tag line “makeup your own language?

RIMMEL   ( London )

53.              In which decade was photographer David Bailey born?

1930’s   (1938)

54.              On the Beaufort scale what is the description of force 3?

GENTLE BREEZE

55.              Who beat Tim Henman at the 2000 Stella Artois Championships?

BOB BRYAN

56.              ASLEF stands for Associated Society of Locomotive Engineers and what ?

FIREMEN

57.              Who will replace Kathleen Turner in the London Stage Version of The Graduate ?

JERRY HALL

58.              Highway Code: On a speed camera sign is the camera pointing to the left or the right as you look at it?

THE RIGHT

59.              Bon Jovi’s hit You Give Love a Bad Name was from which album?

SLIPPERY WHEN WET

60.              True or False: The poorest country in the world per capita is Sudan ?

TRUE

 

61.              True or False: It is illegal in Nebraska for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state licence?

TRUE

62.              Who/Where Am I: This is the oldest & largest city in the country, & hosts a gay Mardi Gras once a year. There are more Maltese people here than Malta itself & a bridge here is nick named the “coat hanger” ?

SYDNEY    AUSTRALIA

63.              Who’s 1980’s debut album was called “Humans Lib”?

HOWARD JONES

64.              Spell ARCHITECTURE ?

ARCHITECTURE

65.              Decade of Pop: In which decade did the “Wurzels” have their first UK hit?

1960’s  (1967 drink up thy zider)

66.              Which is more southerly A-Falmouth  B-Penzance  C-Truro?

A FALMOUTH

67.              Which computer game saw the eponymous hero trying to defeat Robotnik.?

SONIC THE HEDGEHO and spin offs

68.              Household: Which table condiment has had a recent re-launch with a price increase silly enough to feature on Watchdog ?

HEINZ SALAD CREAM

69.              The banana originally came from the south of which continent ?

ASIA

70.              Which English footballer joined Hamburg FC in 1977?

KEVIN KEEGAN

71.              Girlie: If your planet is Uranus, and your birth stone is amethyst and your flower is the violet and your day is Wednesday, what star sign would you be?

AQUARIUS

72.              Where would you find a “Juttock Plate” A-on a medical operating table  B-on a railway line  C-on a ships mast?

C ON A SHIPS MAST

73.              Which mountain overlooks Rio De Janeiro   ?

SUGARLOAF MOUNTAIN

74.              Lyric: Super highways coast to coast, easy take ya anywhere, on the trans continental overload just hide behind the wheel how does it feel?

JAMES BROWN   LIVING IN AMERICA

75.              What does the word Panzer mean as in the German vehicle?

ARMOUR

76.              What is the official British bird?

ROBIN    (RED BREAST)

77.              Highway Code: How many cars are depicted on the triangular sign for queues likely?

THREE

78.              What was the Wright brothers plane called ?

THE FLYER

79.              True or False: In Waterloo, Nebraska barbers are forbidden to eat spinach between 7 AM & 7 PM ?

FALSE  (NOT ALLOWED ONIONS)

80.              True or False: Elizabeth Taylor’s first husband Nicky Hilton was the founder of the Hilton hotel chain ?

TRUE

81.              Who/Where Am I:  Gambling & prostitution are legal here, it’s name means “snow covered peaks”, it’s the 7th largest US state & has more than 200 ghost towns ?

NEVADA

82.              What is the band round a horse that holds the saddle in place ?

GIRTH

83.              What is the capital of Ireland ?

DUBLIN

84.              Decade of Pop: In which decade did the Barron Knights have their first UK hit ?

60’s (64 call up the groups no 3)

85.              Which is the longest river of the second most southerly continent ?

AMAZON  ( SOUTH AMERICA   4,010 MILES)

86.              What is the official ten yearly head count called ?

CENSUS

87.              Which is more southerly A-India  B-Thailand  C-Columbia

C  Columbia

88.              Household: 2.272 litres is how many pints ?

4

89.              Name Iron Maiden’s first number one ?

BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO THE SLAUGHTER

90.              As in a small bottle for medicine spell PHIAL (PRONOUNCED VILE)

PHIAL

91.              Girlie: all the rage at the moment rose quartz pink karma beads should bring you luck in what ?

ROMANCE

92.              Who wrote the Green Mile ?

STEPHEN KING

93.              America ’s Route 66 starts at LA and ends at which city?

CHICAGO

94.              Lyric: Now wait a minute ya all, this dance aint for everybody, only the sexy people, so all you fly mothers get on out there & dance, dance I said ?

SALT & PEPPER   PUSH IT

95.              What is written defamation called ?

LIBEL

96.              What does CCTV stand for ?

CLOSED CIRCUIT TELEVISION

97.              Highway Code: Total stopping distance at 70 mph is how many feet ?

315

98.              What does the Latin phrase “bona fide” mean?

GOOD FAITH

99.       How many goals did Gary Lineker score for England ?

48