1. Please Print your name in the Square provided

2. How many Animals of each species did Moses take onto the Ark (None it was Noah)

3. How many side does a circle have. (Contentious question but the answer to give is 2 inside and outside or top side and flip side)

4. How far can a dog run into a wood (To the middle after which its running out)

5. Some months have30 days, some have 31, how many have 28 (ALL of them)

6. Can a man living in the USA be buried in Canada (No he is living)

7. A man built a rectangular house with each side having a southern exposure. A bear came wandering up, what colour was the bear? (White Polar bear you are at the North Pole)

8. If there are 33 Apples in a box and you take out 4 how many apples do you have ( 4 you took out 4 )

9. If a doctor gave you three pills and told you to take one every half hour, how long would they last? (1 Hour)

10. A Farmer has 17 sheep, all but 9 die, how many are left ( 9 all but 9 die)

11. How many 25 pence stamps in a dozen ( 12 in a dozen)

12. Is it legal for a man to marry his widows sister (No he’s dead)

13. If you drove a bus, picked up 10 people, drove to the next stop, dropped off 3 but picked up 4, drove to church street, picked up 11 but dropped off 5, then reached the terminus 20 mins later, what would the drivers name be (Your name is the answer)

14. How much soil is there in a hole 2 inches by 2 inches by 4inches None it’s a hole)

15. How many birthdays does an average Englishman have ( 1 he’s only born once)

16. If you have 2 coins totalling 11 pence and one of the coins is not a 10p, what are the 2 coins ( 10 p and 1p one of the coins is not a 10p i.e. 1p )

17. If two monkeys sit in the corner of a room and look at another pair of monkeys sitting in the next corner and so on until every pair in a corner looks at another pair. How many monkeys could say that they were looking at other monkeys? (4)

18. What word in the English Language does nearly everyone pronounce Incorrectly (Incorrectly)

19. Mr and Mrs Smith have 6 daughters, each daughter has one brother, how many people are in the family (9 6 daughters plus ONE brother plus Mr and Mrs Smith)

20. A 10 ft rope ladder hangs over the side of a boat with the bottom rung at the surface of the water. There is 1 ft between the rungs and the tide rises at 6 inches per hour, how long until 3 rungs are covered. (Never boat/ladder rises with the tide)

Your name Qu 1